This Is A Bathroom, Not An Internet Cafe

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Introducing our "This Is A Bathroom, Not An Internet Cafe" funny bathroom candle. This delightful candle is perfect for adding a touch of humor to your bathroom decor while providing a soothing ambiance.

Its playful message is sure to bring a smile to your face and make guests chuckle. Enjoy the clean, long-lasting burn of this charming candle as it fills your space with warmth and light.

- We use 100% all-natural soy wax.
- Our candles are Paraffin & Phthalate Free.
- We use Premium Cotton Wicks for a clean burn with no black soot.
- Soy candles burn up to 50% longer than traditional candles.
- Never tested on animals and does not include any animal byproduct.
- Burns for 85+ Hours with proper candle care
- Jars are 100% recyclable.

ALMOST PARADISE

Your everyday escape to somewhere sunlit.
Juicy nectarine, lush passionfruit, and soft vanilla create a bright, tropical scent that feels like a quiet getaway—without leaving home.

Mood: Serene • Tropical • Uplifting

 APPLE HARVEST

The essence of fall, captured in a flame.
Crisp apple, warm spices, and smooth vanilla blend into a cozy, timeless scent that feels like home on a cool autumn evening.

Mood: Warm • Comforting • Timeless

APPLE PIE

The warmth of home, captured in a flame.
Sweet apples, spiced crust, and vanilla sugar blend into a cozy, nostalgic scent that feels like a comforting embrace.


Mood: Cozy • Nostalgic • Comforting

 

BABY POWDER

The quiet luxury of calm.
Soft florals, warm vanilla, and clean freshness blend into a scent that soothes the soul and softens the moment.

Mood: Soft • Clean • Comforting

BANANA BREAD

The scent of home, baked to perfection.
Sweet banana, warm spice, and creamy vanilla fill the air with cozy, nostalgic comfort that feels like a Sunday morning.

Mood: Warm • Cozy • Nostalgic

BERRY BLISS

Sweet, juicy, and joyfully bright.
Blueberry, raspberry, and cherry blend into a luscious scent that fills your space with the happiness of summer.

Mood: Bright • Sweet • Uplifting

BLACK CHERRY

Deep, rich, and irresistibly smooth.
Black cherry, vanilla, and sugar create a sophisticated scent that lingers like the perfect evening.

Mood: Rich • Sophisticated • Alluring

BLUEBERRY MUFFIN

Deep, rich, and irresistibly smooth.
Black cherry, vanilla, and sugar create a sophisticated scent that lingers like the perfect evening.

Mood: Rich • Sophisticated • Alluring

BUDS & BERRIES

Bright, fresh, and joyfully elegant.
Citrus, florals, and sweet berries bloom together in a scent that feels like spring sunshine in full color.

Mood: Fresh • Joyful • Elegant

CARAMEL SUGAR COOKIE

Warm, buttery, and irresistibly sweet.
Caramel, vanilla, and baked sugar cookie fill the air with cozy indulgence and soft, golden comfort.

Mood: Cozy • Sweet • Indulgent

CARROT SPICE CAKE

Warm, spiced, and irresistibly cozy.
Cinnamon, nutmeg, and creamy vanilla swirl together in a scent that feels like fresh-baked comfort.

Mood: Warm • Spiced • Comforting

CASHMERE  - BEST SELLER

Soft, warm, and effortlessly elegant.
Floral notes, creamy vanilla, and cashmere musk weave together in a scent that soothes and surrounds.

Mood: Soft • Elegant • Luxurious

CINNAMON CRUMBLE

Sweet, spiced, and beautifully warm.
Apple, caramel, and cinnamon sugar blend into a cozy scent that feels like a freshly baked hug.

Mood: Warm • Sweet • Comforting

CITRUS BALSAM

Bright, fresh, and softly warm.
Citrus, pine, and caramel blend into a scent that feels both crisp and comforting.

Mood: Fresh • Warm • Balanced

CLEAN COTTON

Fresh, airy, and timelessly pure.
Bergamot, cotton, and soft florals blend into a scent that feels like crisp linens and open skies.

Mood: Fresh • Pure • Serene

COMFORTS OF HOME

Fresh, woodsy, and warmly inviting.
Citrus, pine, and amber blend into a scent that feels like the peaceful warmth of coming home.

Mood: Warm • Fresh • Grounding

CRANBERRY SPICE 

Cranberry Spice – This popular holiday scent combines fresh cranberries and sweet almond liqueur

CRANBERRY TANGERINE

Bright, juicy, and full of joy.
Cranberry, tangerine, and wildflower honey blend into a scent that sparkles with cheerful warmth.

Mood: Bright • Sweet • Uplifting

EUCALYPTUS & LAVENDER

Fresh, calming, and beautifully balanced.
Eucalyptus, lavender, and vanilla create a soothing scent that restores peace to any space.

Mood: Fresh • Calm • Restorative

FRESH LINEN

Clean, airy, and timelessly serene.
Fresh air, soft florals, and vanilla musk blend into a scent that feels like sunshine on crisp sheets.

Mood: Clean • Calm • Serene

FRUIT SLICES 

Juicy, bright, and full of life.
Citrus, berries, and vanilla blend into a scent that feels like sunshine and joy in every flicker.

Mood: Bright • Playful • Uplifting

HOT BUTTERED RUM

Rich, spiced, and irresistibly smooth.
Butterscotch, caramel, and warm rum fill your space with cozy indulgence and golden comfort.

Mood: Warm • Indulgent • Comforting

 HOT FUDGE BROWNIE

Rich, warm, and irresistibly decadent.
Chocolate, vanilla, and sugar blend into a scent that feels like fresh-baked indulgence.

Mood: Warm • Indulgent • Nostalgic

GARDENIA 

Soft, floral, and effortlessly elegant.
Gardenia, jasmine, and coconut create a delicate scent that feels like calm in bloom.

Mood: Elegant • Serene • Timeless

LAVENDER & MINT

Cool, calm, and perfectly balanced.
Lavender, peppermint, and vanilla create a fresh, soothing scent that restores the senses.

Mood: Fresh • Balanced • Restorative

LEMON CHEESECAKE 

Bright, creamy, and irresistibly sweet.
Lemon zest, caramel, and graham crumbs blend into a scent that feels like sunshine in a slice.

Mood: Bright • Sweet • Comforting

LEMONGRASS 

Clean, bright, and effortlessly fresh.
Lemongrass, citronella, and soft vanilla create a scent of balance, clarity, and calm.

Mood: Fresh • Clean • Grounded

LEMONGRASS  VERBENA - NEW!

Bright, clean, and refreshingly calm.
Citrus, verbena, and soft woods create a scent of balance and renewal.

Mood: Fresh • Clean • Uplifting

LILAC

Soft, floral, and gracefully fresh.
Lilac, rosewater, and musk blend into a scent that feels like spring in bloom.

Mood: Elegant • Fresh • Serene

LILY OF THE VALLEY

Fresh, floral, and gracefully pure.
Muguet, jasmine, and soft musk create a scent that feels like spring’s first light.

Mood: Fresh • Elegant • Serene

MAPLE SYRUP 

Warm, sweet, and unmistakably cozy.
Coffee, maple, and vanilla fill the air with the golden comfort of home.

Mood: Warm • Sweet • Nostalgic

MINERAL SPRINGS

Clean, crisp, and beautifully refreshing.
Cool waters, soft florals, and sheer musk create a scent that feels like peaceful renewal.

Mood: Fresh • Clean • Restorative

MISTLETOE

Bright, woodsy, and warmly festive.
Red berries, fir, and amber create a cozy scent that captures the heart of the holidays.

Mood: Warm • Festive • Comforting

OATMEAL COOKIES

Warm, spiced, and freshly baked.
Brown sugar, cinnamon, and vanilla fill your space with cozy, nostalgic sweetness.

 Mood: Warm • Sweet • Nostalgic

PEPPERMINT

Cool, crisp, and softly sweet.
Peppermint and vanilla blend into a refreshing scent that clears the air and soothes the soul.

Mood: Fresh • Cool • Comforting

PINA COLADA (Lightly Scented)

Light, creamy, and sun-kissed.
Pineapple and coconut cream create a soft tropical scent that soothes and refreshes.

Mood: Light • Warm • Relaxed

POMEGRANATE SPICE

Bright, spiced, and beautifully warm.
Pomegranate, cinnamon, and vanilla blend into a cozy scent that glows with festive cheer.

Mood: Warm • Bright • Festive

PUMPKIN BOURBON

Rich, spiced, and golden smooth.
Pumpkin, vanilla, and maple blend into a cozy scent of autumn indulgence.

Mood: Warm • Spiced • Indulgent

PUMPKIN PECAN WAFFLE

Warm, golden, and irresistibly sweet.
Pumpkin, pecan, and maple swirl with vanilla for the perfect autumn indulgence.

Mood: Warm • Sweet • Comforting

RASPBERRY LEMONADE

Bright, sweet, and full of sunshine.
Raspberry, citrus, and vanilla blend into a sparkling scent that feels like summer joy.

Mood: Bright • Sweet • Refreshing

ROASTED ESPRESSO 

Warm, rich, and comfortingly smooth.
Coffee, caramel, and hazelnut blend into a scent that feels like your favorite café.

Mood: Warm • Rich • Comforting

SANDALWOOD & AMBER

Warm, woodsy, and elegantly calm.
Amber, patchouli, and sandalwood blend into a scent of quiet sophistication.

Mood: Warm • Grounded • Sophisticated

SOUTHERN JASMINE

Lush, floral, and rain-kissed.
Jasmine, honeysuckle, and soft woods blend into a scent of pure southern elegance.

Mood: Elegant • Romantic • Serene

VANILLA 

Smooth, warm, and endlessly comforting.
Creamy vanilla, amber, and musk create a scent of pure, timeless elegance.

Mood: Warm • Soft • Timeless

VANILLA CREAM - NEW!

Warm, smooth, and softly sweet.
Vanilla, butter, and tonka bean create a creamy scent that soothes and comforts.

Mood: Warm • Sweet • Comforting

VANILLA MINT LATTE 

Cool, creamy, and softly sweet.
Peppermint and vanilla swirl with amber warmth for a scent that soothes and refreshes.

Mood: Fresh • Warm • Comforting

VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS

Bright, woodsy, and warmly spiced.
Evergreen, citrus, and clove create a scent that captures timeless holiday charm.

Mood: Festive • Warm • Nostalgic

WARM PACTCHOULI

Rich, smooth, and gracefully earthy.
Patchouli, amber, and cedarwood blend into a scent of calm sophistication.

Mood: Warm • Earthy • Sophisticated

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Please do the following to ensure a nice clean burn:

  • Upon first use, burn for at least two hours or until the entire surface has turned to liquid. This will prolong the life of your candle
  • Trim the wick to ¼” before each lighting. This will maintain a clean even burn.
  • Burn for no more than 3-4 hours at a time.

 Soy wax candles gently release their scent. Be patient with the initial burn.

 Soy candles tend to have a flaky crusty appearance on the tops once they have been burned, this is normal.

Our scents aren't over powering, yet pleasantly scent an average size, single room. For open concept or larger rooms, more than one candle may be required.

 

Candles can be a serious fire hazard if not used responsibly. To keep yourself and others safe KINDMOOSE recommends you: 

  • Do not leave candles burning unattended
  • Burn candles away from things that can catch fire
  • Burn candles out of reach of children or pets
  • Follow the burning instructions on the caution sticker on your candle
  • Keep wick trimmed to 1/4 of an inch
  • Do not burn candles for longer than 4 hours at a time
  • Burn candles in a well ventilated area 
  • Glass containers are fragile: please be careful. Don’t use candles that are cracked, chipped or scratched.
  • Never drop objects, like matches, into the candles

Please do the following to ensure a nice clean burn:

  • Upon first use, burn for at least two hours or until the entire surface has turned to liquid. This will prolong the life of your candle
  • Trim the wick to ¼” before each lighting. This will maintain a clean even burn.
  • Burn for no more than 3-4 hours at a time.

 

Soy wax candles gently release their scent. Be patient with the initial burn.

 

Soy candles tend to have a flaky crusty appearance on the tops once they have been burned, this is normal.

Our scents aren't over powering, yet pleasantly scent an average size, single room. For open concept or larger rooms, more than one candle may be required.

 

Candles can be a serious fire hazard if not used responsibly. To keep yourself and others safe Kindmoose recommends you: 

 

  • Do not leave candles burning unattended
  • Burn candles away from things that can catch fire
  • Burn candles out of reach of children or pets
  • Follow the burning instructions on the caution sticker on your candle
  • Keep wick trimmed to 1/4 of an inch
  • Do not burn candles for longer than 4 hours at a time
  • Burn candles in a well ventilated area 
  • Glass containers are fragile: please be careful. Don’t use candles that are cracked, chipped or scratched.
  • Never drop objects, like matches, into the candles

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Testimonials

★★★★★

I can't say enough about the KINDMOOSECandle Co. The candles are beautiful, so many themes and expressions to choose from - and scents!! Exceptional service and a wonderful personal touch with each transaction - so glad I shopped local, this is my new gift spot!

Beverley J.
Caledon, ON
★★★★★

The smell of these candles are amazing. They all smell wonderful. We had the caramel sugar cookies burning in our store and the smell lingered throughout. So many compliments we received as people walked in. Gives a warm and relaxing feeling. The candle smell is through the whole candle, not just at the top, where you don't smell it anymore. I have purchased these before and will purchase again. If you want a nice smelling room, these candles will do just that. Definitely worth buying.

Deborah Z.
Clifford, ON
★★★★★

You won’t smell any other candles or waxes burning in my salon or home.... only KINDMOOSE for me! We are pleased to now be offering these in the salon! These candles are all natural, organic soy - the cleanest candles I have ever burnt and they smell AMAZING! They have some of the best sayings ever (see their SAUCYMOOSE line 😉).

Carol M.
Orangeville, ON
★★★★★

I just received my order from Kindmoose Candle Co. and will be recommending to friends and family! They are beautifully scented, and will make great gifts. Likely will be ordering more for just me!

Tiffany I.
Halifax, NS
★★★★★

Just wanted to share that I am hyper sensitive to scents so I am very careful when buying candles.  Candles are a great passion of mine.  I currently have two KINDMOOSE Candles in my office with the lids off and they do not affect my breathing at all.  You don't even have to light these candles to enjoy the beautiful aroma.  I highly recommend them to anyone who suffers from allergies or hyper sensitivity to scents.  I love them.

Lorie H.
Orangeville, ON
★★★★★

Amazing company to deal with!! The candles have been one of our hottest sellers in 5 years. We have had a ton of great feedback from our customers. Great product, beautiful presentation and fabulous customer service ❤️❤️

Shelley V.
Chase, British Columbia
★★★★★

A Canadian Company and they have been an absolute treasure to work with!!! Look forward to more of their amazing ness' in the shop!

Michelle - Owner of Elle's Closet Boutique
Athabasca, Alberta
★★★★★

Absolutely love these candles. My favourite is Victorian Christmas. They are the only candles that don't give me a headache.

Susan B.
Caledon East, ON
★★★★★

I cannot even put into word how perfect these candles are! I ordered the three pack for a friend whom I haven’t seen at all since the pandemic and we had such a good laugh. Beautiful quality and great service!

Meghan
Cornwall, ON

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