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abcdefuck - 16 oz Soy Candle

These funny and unique gifts are sure to bring a smile and laughter to any teacher or students day!

    Choose your scent and label to make it uniquely yours!

    We use 100% all-natural soy wax.

    • Our candles are Paraffin & Phthalate Free.
    • We use Premium Cotton Wicks for a clean burn with no black soot.
    • Soy candles burn up to 50% longer than traditional candles.
    • Never tested on animals and does not include any animal byproduct.
    • Burns for 85+ Hours with proper candle care
    • Jars are 100% recyclable.

      ALMOST PARADISE

      Almost Paradise is a fragrance that combines the essence of various berries with a touch of comforting vanilla and a hint of invigorating ylang ylang. This exquisite scent is ideal for creating a serene atmosphere on those tranquil summer evenings.

       APPLE HARVEST

      Perfect for a Fall or Winter Day.  Warm apple cider, swirled with mulling spices, of cinnamon allspice, clove orange zest.

      APPLE PIE

       Grandma’s  Apple Pie – Take a stroll down memory lane with the scent of a freshly baked apple pie

      BABY POWDER

      A powdery floral scent, evoking memories of newborn baby. With top notes of bergamot and jasmine, a heart of rose and violet, and a warm base of vanilla.

      BANANA BREAD

      Our Banana Bread will make your mouth water with the wonderful aroma.  Sweet and Warm, buttery along with walnut, cinnamon, nutmeg.

      BERRY BLISS

      A VERY BERRY blend of blueberry, grape and cherry with an intense blast of raspberry!

      BLACK CHERRY

      An amazing Cherry Aroma

      BLUEBERRY BASIL 

       This blend combines basil with juicy blueberries for a fresh and herbal aroma

      BLUEBERRY MUFFIN

      Blueberry Muffins hot out of the oven!

      BUDS & BERRIES

      Juicy red berries with fresh plump floral buds. 

      CARAMEL SUGAR COOKIE

       Vanilla and sugar crystals are blended with caramel strands and baked cookies

      CARROT SPICE CAKE

       Sweet, rich, just pulled from the oven fragrance. Dark brown sugar, fresh carrots, juicy pineapple and vanilla. Spiced with cardamom, cinnamon, and clove

      CASHMERE  - BEST SELLER

      Cashmere Sweater  – a soft, rich and luxurious aroma that wraps you in a warm hug

      CINNAMON CRUMBLE

      Cinnamon, sugar, apples, and spices!

      CLEAN COTTON

      Clothesline – The fresh and clean aroma of laundry straight off the clothesline

      COFFEE CARAMEL

      Caramel Coffee – A rich blend of mocha and sweet caramel

      COMFORTS OF HOME

       Warm cozy fires and fresh baked goodies from the oven. Sweet, spicy, fruity, and delicious.

      CRANBERRY SPICE 

      Cranberry Spice – This popular holiday scent combines fresh cranberries and sweet almond liqueur

      CRANBERRY TANGERINE

      Cranberry Tangerine – This holiday scent is a fresh and lively accord of Cranberries and Tangerine.

      EUCALYPTUS & LAVENDER

      Tranquility - This refreshing blend combines the calming aroma of lavender with the fresh and exotic scent of eucalyptus

      FRESH LINEN

      Crisp, smooth and clean! Like waking up on a very warm beautiful morning!

      FRUIT SLICES 

      Citrus Bliss –This blend of citrus fruits coated in sugar crystals is the perfect balance of fresh and sweet

      HOT BUTTERED RUM

      This true-to-life fragrance captures the essence of buttery, spiced rum with notes of creamy butter, caramel, and vanilla, making it perfect on its own or blended with other gourmand and baked good scents for a delightful treat.

       HOT FUDGE BROWNIE

      A mouthwatering blend of heavy cream, chocolate, and sugar, swirled with cocoa powder and vanilla extract. This decadent fragrance captures the irresistible aroma of brownies baking in the oven, so be prepared—your space will be filled with such a delicious scent that everyone nearby will be tempted to come looking for the brownies!

      GARDENIA 

       Garden Party – It will always smell like a summer garden party with the fresh scent of gardenias

      LAVENDER & MINT

      Calming lavender blossoms with hints of garden mint

      LEMON CHEESECAKE 

       You won’t feel like you’ve skipped dessert with the scent of rich creamy cheesecake and fresh lemons

      LEMONGRASS 

      An uplifting aroma that combines the scent of lemon and sweet ginger

      LEMONGRASS  VERBENA - NEW!

      Invigorating blend of fresh lemony notes intertwined with vibrant lemongrass and crisp verbena.

      LILAC

      The scent of freshly picked Lilacs straight from the garden.

      LILY OF THE VALLEY

       Wonderful aroma of soft and tender blend of floral beauty of lily of the valley, Jasmine, Hyacinth and rose.

      MAPLE SYRUP 

      Pancake Breakfast – The intoxicating scent of fresh Canadian maple syrup

      MINERAL SPRINGS

      Our Mineral Springs fragrance is a brilliant aromatic fusion of sparkling mineral water with fresh ozone. Mild notes of bergamot mingle with ylang ylang, white birch and amber to create a fresh, earthy ozone fragrance.

      MISTLETOE

      Pine needle, Fir, Balsam and Cedar leaf combine in this clean smelling fragrance. Citrus and Clove top notes add a warm and uplifting ambiance. A must for the holiday seasons.

      OATMEAL COOKIES

      Smells exactly like fresh baked oatmeal cookies coming from the oven!

      PEPPERMINT

      The clean and classic scent of cool white mint

      PINA COLADA (Lightly Scented)

       Close your eyes and get swept away to the tropics with this blend of coconut, pineapple and cherry.

      POMOGRANATE SPICE

      The aroma is dominated by juicy and sweet pomegranate, which is further enhanced by a hint of earthy spices. This is a perfect treat for all the fruit enthusiasts out there.

      PUMPKIN BOURBON

      This scents will have you thinking the leaves must be changing colours.The luscious mix of bourbony-pumpkiny-cinnamony-caramelly-deliciousness. A perfect year-round fragrance, and mostly a strong seller through the fall/winter/holiday months.  

      RASPBERRY LEMONADE

      Hello Summer - Fresh red raspberries combined with a tangy tall glass of freshly squeezed lemonade

      ROASTED ESPRESSO 

       Perfect for the true coffee lover in your life, this robust scent of coffee with notes of vanilla, cinnamon and hazelnut smells just like your favourite coffee shop

      SANDALWOOD & AMBER

      Sandalwood and Amber with an exotic blend of spices.  A very rich and soothing fragrance.

      SOUTHERN JASMINE

      Dew-kissed white jasmine flowers greet you in the early morning light, evoking the feeling of a peaceful walk through a southern garden.

      VANILLA 

      Vanilla – Let the rich scent of Madagascar vanilla bean soothe you

      VANILLA CREAM - NEW!

      A delectable blend of maple syrup and honey, complemented by heart notes of cocoa and vanilla. This scent is a sweet reminder of creamy vanilla ice cream

      VANILLA MINT LATTE 

       The smooth, creamy vanilla is perfectly balanced with invigorating mint, creating a delightful fragrance that soothes and refreshes any space. It’s a charming blend that combines warmth and coolness for a balanced and uplifting ambiance.

      VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS

       Fresh pine mixed with rich spices smells like Christmas

      WARM PACTCHOULI

      The earthy richness of patchouli with a touch of bergamot and delicate florals. The heart of tonka bean and patchouli is warmed by finishing notes of amber and cedar, creating a cozy, grounding fragrance that fills your space with a sense of calm and warmth.

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

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      Please do the following to ensure a nice clean burn:

      • Upon first use, burn for at least two hours or until the entire surface has turned to liquid. This will prolong the life of your candle
      • Trim the wick to ¼” before each lighting. This will maintain a clean even burn.
      • Burn for no more than 3-4 hours at a time.

       Soy wax candles gently release their scent. Be patient with the initial burn.

       Soy candles tend to have a flaky crusty appearance on the tops once they have been burned, this is normal.

      Our scents aren't over powering, yet pleasantly scent an average size, single room. For open concept or larger rooms, more than one candle may be required.

       

      Candles can be a serious fire hazard if not used responsibly. To keep yourself and others safe KINDMOOSE recommends you: 

      • Do not leave candles burning unattended
      • Burn candles away from things that can catch fire
      • Burn candles out of reach of children or pets
      • Follow the burning instructions on the caution sticker on your candle
      • Keep wick trimmed to 1/4 of an inch
      • Do not burn candles for longer than 4 hours at a time
      • Burn candles in a well ventilated area 
      • Glass containers are fragile: please be careful. Don’t use candles that are cracked, chipped or scratched.
      • Never drop objects, like matches, into the candles

      Please do the following to ensure a nice clean burn:

      • Upon first use, burn for at least two hours or until the entire surface has turned to liquid. This will prolong the life of your candle
      • Trim the wick to ¼” before each lighting. This will maintain a clean even burn.
      • Burn for no more than 3-4 hours at a time.

       

      Soy wax candles gently release their scent. Be patient with the initial burn.

       

      Soy candles tend to have a flaky crusty appearance on the tops once they have been burned, this is normal.

      Our scents aren't over powering, yet pleasantly scent an average size, single room. For open concept or larger rooms, more than one candle may be required.

       

      Candles can be a serious fire hazard if not used responsibly. To keep yourself and others safe Kindmoose recommends you: 

       

      • Do not leave candles burning unattended
      • Burn candles away from things that can catch fire
      • Burn candles out of reach of children or pets
      • Follow the burning instructions on the caution sticker on your candle
      • Keep wick trimmed to 1/4 of an inch
      • Do not burn candles for longer than 4 hours at a time
      • Burn candles in a well ventilated area 
      • Glass containers are fragile: please be careful. Don’t use candles that are cracked, chipped or scratched.
      • Never drop objects, like matches, into the candles

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      Testimonials

      ★★★★★

      I can't say enough about the KINDMOOSECandle Co. The candles are beautiful, so many themes and expressions to choose from - and scents!! Exceptional service and a wonderful personal touch with each transaction - so glad I shopped local, this is my new gift spot!

      Beverley J.
      Caledon, ON
      ★★★★★

      The smell of these candles are amazing. They all smell wonderful. We had the caramel sugar cookies burning in our store and the smell lingered throughout. So many compliments we received as people walked in. Gives a warm and relaxing feeling. The candle smell is through the whole candle, not just at the top, where you don't smell it anymore. I have purchased these before and will purchase again. If you want a nice smelling room, these candles will do just that. Definitely worth buying.

      Deborah Z.
      Clifford, ON
      ★★★★★

      You won’t smell any other candles or waxes burning in my salon or home.... only KINDMOOSE for me! We are pleased to now be offering these in the salon! These candles are all natural, organic soy - the cleanest candles I have ever burnt and they smell AMAZING! They have some of the best sayings ever (see their SAUCYMOOSE line 😉).

      Carol M.
      Orangeville, ON
      ★★★★★

      I just received my order from Kindmoose Candle Co. and will be recommending to friends and family! They are beautifully scented, and will make great gifts. Likely will be ordering more for just me!

      Tiffany I.
      Halifax, NS
      ★★★★★

      Just wanted to share that I am hyper sensitive to scents so I am very careful when buying candles.  Candles are a great passion of mine.  I currently have two KINDMOOSE Candles in my office with the lids off and they do not affect my breathing at all.  You don't even have to light these candles to enjoy the beautiful aroma.  I highly recommend them to anyone who suffers from allergies or hyper sensitivity to scents.  I love them.

      Lorie H.
      Orangeville, ON
      ★★★★★

      Amazing company to deal with!! The candles have been one of our hottest sellers in 5 years. We have had a ton of great feedback from our customers. Great product, beautiful presentation and fabulous customer service ❤️❤️

      Shelley V.
      Chase, British Columbia
      ★★★★★

      A Canadian Company and they have been an absolute treasure to work with!!! Look forward to more of their amazing ness' in the shop!

      Michelle - Owner of Elle's Closet Boutique
      Athabasca, Alberta
      ★★★★★

      Absolutely love these candles. My favourite is Victorian Christmas. They are the only candles that don't give me a headache.

      Susan B.
      Caledon East, ON
      ★★★★★

      I cannot even put into word how perfect these candles are! I ordered the three pack for a friend whom I haven’t seen at all since the pandemic and we had such a good laugh. Beautiful quality and great service!

      Meghan
      Cornwall, ON

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