Funny Candles Canada - Saucy Moose

Funny Candles Canada - Saucy Moose

108 products
I Don't Have the Blood Alcohol Level To Deal With You Right Now
$28.00
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle Cranberry Spice / 16 oz "Oh Shit" Company is Coming Soy Candles - "Oh Shit" Company is Coming
"Oh Shit" Company Is Coming
$28.00
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle My Love/Friendship Like this Candle My Love is Like this Candle - Funny Soy Candles Made In Canada
My Love/Friendship Like this Candle
$28.00
Can You Still Smell the Weed?
$28.00
A 16 oz mason jar soy candle with a label that says "Well..Wasn't this day just full of Butterflies & F*@king Rainbows."
Well..Wasn't this day just full of Butterflies & F*cking Rainbows
$28.00
Smells Like: I'm The Fucking Boss Around Here
$28.00
Let's Get Baked
$28.00
Drink Up Bitches
$28.00
Drunkle
$28.00
Smells Like Freshly Signed Divorce Papers
$28.00
Ambitchous
$28.00
Holy Shit, You bought a house
$28.00
You Don't Look A Day Over Handsome AF
$28.00
WINTER SUCKS
$28.00
I'm So F-ING Cold
$28.00
I Love A Guy With A Big Deck
$28.00
Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom
$28.00
I have to be successful because I like expensive Shit
$28.00
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 8 oz Candle Apple Pie / OUR Please Don't do Coke in Our Bathroom Please Don't do Coke in Our Bathroom - Soy Candles
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 8 oz Candle Eucalyptus & Lavender / MY Please Don't do Coke in Our Bathroom Please Don't do Coke in Our Bathroom - Soy Candles
Please Don't do Coke in Our Bathroom
$18.99
I'd Shank a B!tch for You - 16 Oz Soy Candle - comes in various scents - mason jar candle - 16 oz
I'd Shank a B!tch for You - 16 Oz Soy Candle - comes in various scents - mason jar candle - 16 oz
I'd Shank a B!tch for You
$28.00
I Love A Guy With A Big Dock
$28.00
I think you are doing a great job of figuring out some heavy shit
$28.00
All this Bullshit Made Me Stronger
$28.00
My Last F*&K - Oh look its on Fire
$28.00
I Googled My Symptoms, turns out I'm a Bitch
$28.00
I hope this smells better than the shit I put you through.
$28.00
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle Apple Pie / Black Adulting: Infused with insufficient funds - Black Lid
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle Apple Pie / Black Adulting: Infused with insufficient funds - Black Lid
Adulting: Infused with insufficient funds
$28.00
Am I the only one running out of people I like?
$28.00
Behind Every Bad Bitch is a Car Seat
$28.00
Three Wise Men? I Can't Even Find One
$28.00
Black Mason Jar Soy Candle - 16 oz Relaxing Candle, To Help You Calm The Fuck Down
Relaxing Candle, To Help You Calm The F-down
$28.00
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle Cranberry Spice Best Ducking Mom Ever Candles for Mom - KINDMOOSE Candle Co. Canada
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle Best Ducking Mom Ever Candles for Mom - KINDMOOSE Candle Co. Canada
Best Ducking Mom Ever
$28.00
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle A Candle for F*#ucking Meetings A Candle For Fucking Meetings - Soy Candles
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle Apple Pie / Distressed Bronze A Candle for F*#ucking Meetings A Candle For Fucking Meetings - Soy Candles
A Candle for F*cking Meetings
$28.00
Work Made us Co-workers but our potty mouths & inappropriate conversations made us friends
$28.00
I Bought You A Bottle Of Wine But I Drank It
$28.00
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle Every Girl needs a little RIP in her Jeans Happy New Year! 2021. What could Possibly Go Wrong?
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle Apple Harvest Every Girl needs a little RIP in her Jeans Happy New Year! 2021. What could Possibly Go Wrong?
Every Girl needs a little RIP in her Jeans
$28.00
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle Take em to the train station Happy New Year! 2021. What could Possibly Go Wrong?
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle Apple Harvest Take em to the train station Happy New Year! 2021. What could Possibly Go Wrong?
Take em to the train station
$28.00
It turns out that this is my Circus and thos are my Monkeys
$28.00
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 8 oz Candle Shitters Full - Cousin Eddie Shitters Full - Cousin Eddie,Soy Bathroom Candles, Hand poured in Orangeville, Ontario
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 8 oz Candle Apple Pie / Black Shitters Full - Cousin Eddie Shitters Full - Cousin Eddie,Soy Bathroom Candles, Hand poured in Orangeville, Ontario
Shitters Full - Cousin Eddie
$18.99
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle Apple Pie / Distressed Bronze Lets Get Toasted Let's Get Baked - Organic Soy Candles Hand poured in Orangeville, Ontario
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle Lets Get Toasted Let's Get Baked - Organic Soy Candles Hand poured in Orangeville, Ontario
Lets Get Toasted
$28.00
Do Not Disturb, my peace my joy my grind, my whole entire vibe
$28.00
Good Moms Say Bad Words
$28.00
I'm Not Feeling Very Worky Today
$28.00
It’s Not Drinking Alone if the Dog is Home – Dog Friendly Candles
$28.00
Wine - The Glue Holding This 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025 Shitshow Together
$28.00
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle I Suck At Apologies - Baby It's Cold Outside -Soy Candles Orangeville, Ontario
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle Apple Pie / Black I Suck At Apologies - Baby It's Cold Outside -Soy Candles Orangeville, Ontario
I Suck At Apologies
$28.00
OH Shit! The Power is Out!
$28.00
No Matter How Hard Life Gets At Least You Don't Have Ugly Children
$28.00
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle It's Not Drinking Alone if the Cat is Home Funny Soy Candles, hand poured in Orangeville, Ontario Canada
It's Not Drinking Alone if the Cat is Home
$28.00
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO Apple Pie / Black This Is A Bathroom, Not An Internet Cafe This is a Bathroom not an internet cafe. Bathroom candles
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO Apple Pie / Distressed Bronze This Is A Bathroom, Not An Internet Cafe This is a Bathroom not an internet cafe. Bathroom candles
This Is A Bathroom, Not An Internet Cafe
$28.00
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Wishing You Love and Hap-piness
$18.00 $14.99
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle Caramel Coffee / I AM DOING ALL YOUR WORK Get Well Soon... Because I/We Am Doing All Your Work (customize) Get Well Soon, Co-worker Funny Soy Candles
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle Apple Pie / WE ARE DOING ALL YOUR WORK Get Well Soon... Because I/We Am Doing All Your Work (customize) Get Well Soon, Co-worker Funny Soy Candles
Get Well Soon... Because I/We Am Doing All Your Work (customize)
$28.00
We like to sleep around
$28.00
Best Ducking Neighbour
$28.00
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KINDMOOSE CANDLE Co. Inc. Pumpkin Bourbon Best Ducking Neighbour (10 oz) Thank you Gifts for Neigbours (10 oz) - KINDMOOSE Candle Co.
Best Ducking Neighbour (10 oz)
$23.50 $21.99
KINDMOOSE CANDLE CO 16 oz Candle Apple Pie / Black Fuckity, Fuck, Fuck! Fuckity, Fuck, Fuck!, Funny Candles hand poured in Ontario
Fuckity, Fuck,Fuck, Fuck!
$28.00
Nurse because BAD ASS LIFE SAVER isn't a title
$28.00
Well behaved Women Rarely Make History
$28.00
I love how we don't have to say that I'm your favourite child
$28.00
Good Luck Finding Better Neighbours Than Us
$28.00

Introducing our "Kind Moose" candle, the perfect blend of humor and warmth to brighten up your space. As one of the funniest candles available, this quirky moose candle will surely bring a smile to your face.

Made by a funny candle company right here in Canada, our funny candles are designed to add a touch of whimsy to any room.

Whether you're looking to gift the funniest candles or simply treat yourself, our moose candles are an ideal choice for those who appreciate both quality and humor.

- We use 100% all-natural soy wax.
- Our candles are Paraffin & Phthalate Free.
- We use Premium Cotton Wicks for a clean burn with no black soot.
- Soy candles burn up to 50% longer than traditional candles.
- Never tested on animals and does not include any animal byproduct.
- Burns for 85+ Hours with proper candle care.
- Jars are 100% recyclable.