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Funny Candles Canada - Saucy Moose
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Canadian AF - EH!
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True North Strong And Not For Sale
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I Don't Have the Blood Alcohol Level To Deal With You Right Now
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"Oh Shit" Company Is Coming
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My Love/Friendship Like this Candle
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Caution- I Have No Filter
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Can You Still Smell the Weed?
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Smells Like: I'm The Fucking Boss Around Here
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A Candle for The Cool Aunt
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Let's Get Baked
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Smells Like Freshly Signed Divorce Papers
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I Love A Guy With A Big Deck
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Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom
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I have to be successful because I like expensive Shit
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Please Don't do Coke in Our Bathroom
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All this Bullshit Made Me Stronger
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My Last F*&K - Oh look its on Fire
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I hope this smells better than the shit I put you through.
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Am I the only one running out of people I like?
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